PARTNERS-IN-CRIME:
we write Beautiful copy for enterprise brands.
Honey Copy is a fully-integrated writers' room that exists within your enterprise. We help you nail your messaging, craft great stories and write drop dead gorgeous copy that opens hearts and wallets.
A NOTE FROM OUR
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF:
Years ago, a Belarusian angel investor—rumored to be in cahoots with the last dictator of Europe—asked my twenty-two-year-old self to fly out to Minsk, Belarus and sling some ink for the startups in his portfolio.
At the time, I didn’t know what the hell I was doing.
But, I played my best Don Draper, wrote some damn good copy and three weeks later cashed the biggest check I had ever seen in my life.
I’ve worked in advertising ever since.
To date, I’ve penned words that have sold: $150 cookies, plant-based burgers, overpriced sneakers, stationary bikes, jeans, sweatpants that look like jeans, emeralds, flavored lubricants, psilocybin-infused chocolate, software (lots and lots of software), Swiss Gin, Kentucky Bourbon, Southern California Wine and some shit for the U.S. Department of Defense that I'm not allowed to talk about here.
Now, I run Honey Copy. We're a writers' room comprised of copywriters, marketers and visual storytellers.
We work closely with enterprise brands to assemble their messaging, tell delightful stories and create bewitching copy that sells like Ogilvy and reads like poetry.
God-speed,
Cole Schafer
Editor-In-Chief, Honey Copy
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DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS,YOU ARE CELEBRATED TODAY IN THIS LITTLE VIRTUAL PHOTOGRAPHIC GALLERY.
It's a madhouse over here.
STEP 1: The Rendezvous
STEP 2: The Silence
STEP 3: The Exhibition
STEP 4: The Alteration
REmember those $150 cookies we mentioned?
La Carte Du Jour:
Services
Landing Pages
Keynotes
Origin Stories
Slogans & Taglines
Names
Brand Guidelines
UX Copywriting
Video Scripts
Podcast Reads
Paid Advertisements
Messaging
Pitch Decks
"F*CK YOU — I'll JUST DIY IT"
If you’re a pull yourself up by your bootstraps kind of guy or gal, you can enroll in Snow Cones. It’s a short, punchy, ridiculously-sweet guide that’ll teach you how to sell like hell with pretty words…
You've got questions, WE've got answers.
How much do your projects normally run?
It depends entirely on the scope of the project but pricing may vary anywhere between the cost of a 1989 Range Rover Classic to an original print by Andy Warhol.
Why don’t I just hire a full-time copywriter?
If you can find another copywriter that writes anything close to what you’ve seen on this page, be our guest. Additionally, Honey Copy functions like a writer's room (similar to SNL). For the price of a single senior-level copywriter, you get two to three senior-level copywriters led by our editor-in-chief, Cole Schafer.
Do you all insist on cursing in everything you write?
Hell no! In all seriousness, while all the copy we write is chalked full of originality, we only swear if the brand we're working with wants us to swear. Otherwise, we'll be so well-behaved you’ll think we're the reincarnation of Mr. Rogers.
How quickly will I receive my copy?
From start to finish, our projects run approximately 10 days. The first round of copy is turned around in seven days. The final round of copy is turned around in two days. We add in a one day buffer for any unexpected hiccups.
Do you offer free trials?
Want free samples? Take a stroll through a food court.
Who are the copywriters?
For each client, we hand-pick and assemble a team of about 2-3 copywriters who can best capture the essence of your brand and write to your desired tone. As we mentioned earlier in the FAQ, this team is lead by our editor-in-chief, Cole Schafer.
When do I pay?
You pay 50% upfront and 50% upon project completion.
Where do you write and deliver the copy?
All copy is written in Google Docs and delivered via email. If you work with us on a more ongoing basis, we add you in Slack and seamlessly integrate within whatever systems you currently have in place.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR BRAND said SOMETHING REMOTELY INTERESTING?